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== Round Two 2 ==
* Carolann can't lie, everything she says becomes becomes ultimately true.
== Round 3 ==
* When Carolann throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
* All arrays Carolann declares are of infinite size, because Carolann knows no bounds.
* Carolann doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
* Carolann writes code that optimizes itself.
* Carolann can’t test for equality because she has no equal.
* Carolann doesn’t need garbage collection because she doesn’t call .Dispose(), she calls .DropKick().
* Carolann’s first program was kill -9.
* Carolann burst the dot com bubble.
* All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
* MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Chuck’s (she just lets you use it).
* Carolann can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.
* Carolann can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
* The only pattern Carolann knows is God Object.
* Carolann finished World of Warcraft.
* Project managers never ask Carolann for estimations…ever.
* Carolann doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to her.
* “It works on my machine” always holds true for Carolann.
* Whiteboards are white because Carolann scared them that way.
* Carolann doesn’t do Burn Down charts, she does Smack Down charts.
* Carolann can delete the Recycling Bin.
* Carolann can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
* Carolann doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, she goes bug killing.
* Carolann’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Carolann.
* When Carolann is web surfing websites get the message “Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?”.
