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= Start here Facts = We adore our Technical Operations Manager Carolann Diskin. So much so, we've created a page just for her. Running a complicated and high paced enterprise such as All n One requires a lot of skill, patience and a strong hand at the tiller. For this reason, we present the following facts: * Carolann was in all 6 Star Wars movies, as the Force!! * Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death hasn't been able to carry through because Carolann still has tickets for him to do. * Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch... Carolann decides what time it is. * Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night to see if Carolann is hiding there. * Death has had a near-Carolann experience. * Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Carolann when your tickets aren't done, is called Logic * There used to be a street named after Carolann but it had to be changed. No one crosses Carolann and lives! * Carolann can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves * Carolann and Superman once had a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underpants on the outside of their pants! * Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Carolann pajamas. * Carolann doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone. * Carolann can hear sign language * If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Carolann says its beef, then it's beef. = Resources = Thanks to the following websites for some pointers * http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts* http://www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info/top-100.php [[Category:Topic:About All n One]]
