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| + | * Carolann has a grizzly bear carpet in her room... the bear is not dead, it's just to afraid to move | ||
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| + | * Carolann counted to infinity twice | ||
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| + | * Carolann once held up a bank ..... over the phone | ||
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| + | * Carolann won the world series of poker using pokemon cards | ||
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| + | * When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Carolann | ||
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| + | * When Carolann slices onions, the onions cry | ||
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| + | * Carolann doesn't read job requirements. she stares them down until she gets the information she wants. | ||
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| + | * Carolann does not have Nightmares.............she creates them | ||
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| + | * Carolann can capitalize numbers. | ||
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| + | * Carolann can't lie, everything she says becomes becomes ultimately true. | ||
= Resources = | = Resources = | ||
Revision as of 06:13, 5 August 2015
1 Facts
We adore our Technical Operations Manager Carolann Diskin. So much so, we've created a page just for her.
Running a complicated and high paced enterprise such as All n One requires a lot of skill, patience and a strong hand at the tiller.
For this reason, we present the following facts:
- Carolann was in all 6 Star Wars movies, as the Force!!
- Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death hasn't been able to carry through because Carolann still has tickets for him to do.
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch... Carolann decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night to see if Carolann is hiding there.
- Death has had a near-Carolann experience.
- Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Carolann when your tickets aren't done, is called Logic
- There used to be a street named after Carolann but it had to be changed. No one crosses Carolann and lives!
- Carolann can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves
- Carolann and Superman once had a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underpants on the outside of their pants!
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Carolann pajamas.
- Carolann doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
- Carolann can hear sign language
- If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Carolann says its beef, then it's beef.
- Carolann’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because she’s always in control.
- Carolann doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to her.
- All arrays Carolann declares are of infinite size, because Carolann knows no bounds.
- Carolann doesn’t read e-mails. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
- Carolann doesn’t actually write e-mails, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
1.1 Round Two
- Carolann has a grizzly bear carpet in her room... the bear is not dead, it's just to afraid to move
- Carolann counted to infinity twice
- Carolann once held up a bank ..... over the phone
- Carolann won the world series of poker using pokemon cards
- When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Carolann
- When Carolann slices onions, the onions cry
- Carolann doesn't read job requirements. she stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
- Carolann does not have Nightmares.............she creates them
- Carolann can capitalize numbers.
- Carolann can't lie, everything she says becomes becomes ultimately true.
2 Resources
Thanks to the following websites for some pointers
