Why Chuck Norris is afraid of our Supreme Being

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We adore our Technical Operations Manager Carolann Diskin. So much so, we've created a page just for her.


Running a complicated and high paced enterprise such as All n One requires a lot of skill, patience and a strong hand at the tiller.


For this reason, we present the following facts:


  • Carolann was in all 6 Star Wars movies, as the Force!!
  • Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death hasn't been able to carry through because Carolann still has tickets for him to do.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch... Carolann decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night to see if Carolann is hiding there.
  • Death has had a near-Carolann experience.
  • Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Carolann when your tickets aren't done, is called Logic
  • There used to be a street named after Carolann but it had to be changed. No one crosses Carolann and lives!
  • Carolann can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves
  • Carolann and Superman once had a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underpants on the outside of their pants!
  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Carolann pajamas.
  • Carolann doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
  • Carolann can hear sign language
  • If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Carolann says its beef, then it's beef.
  • Carolann’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because she’s always in control.
  • Carolann doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to her.
  • All arrays Carolann declares are of infinite size, because Carolann knows no bounds.
  • Carolann doesn’t read e-mails. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
  • Carolann doesn’t actually write e-mails, the words assemble themselves out of fear.


1.1 Round Two

  • Carolann has a grizzly bear carpet in her room... the bear is not dead, it's just to afraid to move
  • Carolann counted to infinity twice
  • Carolann once held up a bank ..... over the phone
  • Carolann won the world series of poker using pokemon cards
  • When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Carolann
  • When Carolann slices onions, the onions cry
  • Carolann doesn't read job requirements. she stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
  • Carolann does not have Nightmares.............she creates them
  • Carolann can capitalize numbers.
  • Carolann can't lie, everything she says becomes becomes ultimately true.

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