Why Chuck Norris is afraid of our Supreme Being
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1 Facts
We adore our Technical Operations Manager Carolann Diskin. So much so, we've created a page just for her.
Running a complicated and high paced enterprise such as All n One requires a lot of skill, patience and a strong hand at the tiller.
For this reason, we present the following facts:
- Carolann was in all 6 Star Wars movies, as the Force!!
- Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death hasn't been able to carry through because Carolann still has tickets for him to do.
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch... Carolann decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night to see if Carolann is hiding there.
- Death has had a near-Carolann experience.
- Fear of spiders is arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Carolann when your tickets aren't done, is called Logic
- There used to be a street named after Carolann but it had to be changed. No one crosses Carolann and lives!
- Carolann can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves
- Carolann and Superman once had a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underpants on the outside of their pants!
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Carolann pajamas.
- Carolann doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
- Carolann can hear sign language
- If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Carolann says its beef, then it's beef.
2 Resources
Thanks to the following websites for some pointers